::The conspiracy theory we call life.
2:23 a.m. - 2006-11-10
I strongly believe that the world is against me. Yes, somehow the worstest things only seem to happen to me or better yet, to my friends.
Let me just relate a few incidents over the last few days that speak for themselves.
The Ants Story
So today there was a fairly divine looking being on the train(not quite as divine as you KEVIN!). An indian boy to be specific. He gets off at the same stop as me and we're the only two people in the bus stop. As such, i sit on the extreme corner and he on another extreme corner. As divine as he was and as pleasing as he was to my eyes, i swear i'd kill myself if i see him again.
I was admiring two ants on the ground that were playing or something. Yes, i don't know why i decide to check out ants of all beings but yes they were interesting to me. So while having my eyes peeled to the ground,i suddenly turn right to realise that my bus was almost reaching the stop. So i get up and flag and the bus goes without stopping cos i didn't get up on time. So i tried to act cool cos i didn't want this person to think i have issues.
Anyhow, it just gets worst cos when my next bus comes, i drop my coins, my laptop, my ez link card and all sorts of random things while making a little slide for the bus. And then this "creature" says bye. See i don't quite care for all this making friends nonsense. I'm quite happy with the treasure i've found and all but at that moment, i don't know why but i had no idea he said bye to me so i stood there scratching my head for a few seconds only to realise my bus had "kindly" stopped far far away from where i was standing and i had to make another dash for it.
Yes, i don't quite care who this creature is but i'd cry if i ever see him again.
The Stalkers Story
Bavani and I have suddenly developed this magnetic appeal for anything that's weird. Ranging from OCD boys to terrorist scams on MRTs, we recently had the most oddest experience with 3 malay boys in the train. While alighting from the train we notice that 2 cabins worth of people were staring at us funny.
Suddenly we see 3 Malay boys following us. And it was really obvious cos they had no other route to go and they halted wherever we halted. At least until Kevin came to see us and then they disappeared!
A person i call friend
This isn't exactly a hilarious video unless you consider HOW she hurt her toe, which you have to ask her yourself. Note how when she first puts her toes in the sink, her head hits the dryer and it starts blowing her hair. Then notice how she struggles to wash her toes. I missed the part where she removed her shoes first though. Classic nonetheless.
