::Moments with Kevin J Francis
12:39 a.m. - 2006-10-18
Moments you'd always remember
How do you make sure that someone never ever forgets you? By doing the absolutely most dreadfully funny things.
1.Tell a girl she's an irritation in your heart. When she frowns, turn to the first random person you see and ask them if they think its wrong to call her that.
2.Start sweet talking a filipino waitress at a cafe. Don't even bother if you barely know her, act like she's been your lady for the last 2 years.
3.Look at yourself in the mirror and start on this random story of how you thought you saw (insert hot actor's name) walking by you.
4.Ask a random waiter at Sakura if he thinks you can be a Vasantham star.
5.Offer advice to where a lady should buy her beverages from when she never ever asked you.
6.Claim that you'd never eat beef with a Hindu girl because its respect for religion then order beef fries and insist that they're chicken.
7.Go into a shop with a girl and talk to the sales lady about how you want to buy something for the girl but she doesn't want anything. Thereafter, tell the lady you'd only buy one singular item that costs above 1000 dollars cos thats how much the girl means to you. Then laugh and say what a great strategy to make sure I never buy you anything.
8.Infuriate every person who walks past you to a point where the one with you has no clue when you're gonna get her/him beaten up.
9.Walk into a shop and amplify every comment that the person you're with makes about the clothes especially if they say something like "the dresses here look so cabaret".
10.Tell a girl a story that was completely fictitional and act damn sad about it in between. I.e: You know ah, then they got into a motorbike accident. So damn sad right.*pretend to tear at this point even though you know you made the story up*
11.Just be Kevin J. Francis.
